A mystery

A piece of swiss cheese was dropped in the west corridor of a building on salem ave. Scientists believe the most probable culprit of this hanous crime must have been Japanese Goblins. There were no footprints or anything, so we're just guessing. They believe it was left so the green and pink cheese fairy could wield it to kill people. Thus taking over the world and living in spain because of the nice unicorns that live there. Then this cheese fairy will behead the unicorns with her swiss cheese. This means that we have to stop this. If she destroys the unicorn supply, it will take a hupe toll on our lard supply. We believe this is the only probable reason why there was a wedge of swiss cheese left in that building. It makes the most sense and we'll have to keep watch for a pack of wolves, because she likes to hide in the pancreus of the alpha male. Please contact local wizards if you have any information at 555-5555. Thank you and may a shamrock shine down on you.

I said something wierd

By the title you probably deduced that I said something wierd, and may I say great deduction. (sarcasm) Well anywho. I got some lemonade and my brother kept making me laugh and I can't laugh and drink juice at the same time so I said, "shut up and let me drink" and I started cracking up because it sounded so wrong. So did my twin.