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Friday, February 17, 2006

GO WATTS! LEAD US 2 VICTORY!!!

Hey u guys! Well, i just thought i'd update...
well tommorow's the big power of the pen competition! i'm not really nervous which is weird but i guess i just feel more confident doing something easy...feelings and opinions flow out like wild fire, all we have 2 do is write about em...
michael, bring ur stuff f4 the project and we can get it all figured out tommorow...
i'm not really a good writer but i like 2 do it and i'm sure everyone will do great

now what i am worried about is this...u guys really think dj should be a napper? he's soooo annoying...i know bad reason 2 turn him down, but still!?! and he constantly keeps trying to prove he's a better drummer than me and gives me these gay tests at school and stuff...he'll just come up 2 me give me a pair of sticks and go "give me a rock beat with beats on the e of 1 and the a of 3! now" yea i'm like fine whateva dj...
and no offense...but music's my life...if ur gonna try and outplay me...u better be a whole lot better than that! he's kinda in over his head in that department...
yea he can be kool like 2 or 3 percent of the time but then he just goes back to being a hyperactive pest...
and ben, u haven't seen dj in over a year right? he's probably a lot different than the dj u knew
i know i'm being harsh but...i don't know...it's up 2 u guys though...
well, i'm gonna go update my xanga n0w so...
(and michael udate urs! u said u would! ha ha ha lol)

question of the day: if u could only eat one food 4 a whole year...what would it be?

Little Jimmy Gets a Monkey

Hokay, so, this is the story of Little Jimmy. He's always wanted a monkey for his very own. One day he mozied on down to the Monkey Store. He saw 20 gorgeous, nose picking monkeys. One monkey stood out from the rest. He is the one monkey to rule them all. Little Jimmy doesn't have enough 200 dollars for the monkey. He mugs a guy down town. With his new money, he buys the monkey. Why did Jimmy want a monkey? He wanted live game.

The Crud And The Whole Crud


Ever wonder why people are constantly finding out about your deepest innermost secrets you only tell your closest friends? It is one word, Gossip. I wish gossip would go away. It is cruel to people and they don't need to know I don't have a cerfew 'cause I never go out! It is annoying. Girls are the best at gossiping though. They can gossip without even talking. They don't get in trouble in class for talking, because girls can read lips. It is so unfair. It is also unfair that people invade your personal space just to find something fun to talk about. If you did something wierd, like stare angrily at a wall and someone sees, It's halfway around the school by the end of the day. If only people didn't gossip. To show my anger, Here's Boba Fett!!!!!!!!!! "Hello there, have any good bounties I can collect? Oh, well I been workin' on my stand up. Here it goes. Airline food, What's up with that?" Marvelous words from boba fett don'tcha think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another round o' applause for our special guest. Thank you good night!

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Howdy Yall



Dis is patrick of da bahama lama's reporting for da I lost track o' de times I been 'ere, but just ta give ya a head up t' de stuff. In case ye didn't visit me blog, I have anotha post to da star wars miniatures. Star wars miniatures rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And so does cloud

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Let the Free Speak!

A measley loser stands in front of a army tank protesting violence. They don't care, they run him over anyway. This is what it's like out there. Protesters get shut down. However, I say the protesters should be commemorated. People in our country have the right to speak their mind. How come when they do they get shut down. That is one reason why the government is unfair. The workers at Watts are going to tear down our street to add a sewage line. We got together and formed a union and signed a petition. They didn't even care to look at it. The free ones will never be truly free unless they speak their mind. LET THE FREE SPEAK!

quick poll...

should dj be a napper or no? (VOTE NO PLEASE!!!) need to know by tommorow!

QUESTION OF THE DAY: If you could skip school the rest of your life and live in a huge cushiony mansion with unlimitted money and girls...and yes michael...strawberries...would you? Here's the catch~you have to cut off your hands and your feet...

Funny, senseless, and violent

When Mark caught up with Aronia, he asked, “How’s it going so far?”
“It’s positively awful. No one believes me,” said Aronia.
“You just got to know how to “persuade” people.” Mark grabbed a tattered tunic and pulled. A civilian stood there trembling as Mark shouted, “Take these swords ‘afore I chop ya’ head off!” The man took the swords and ran away screaming.
“Let me try!” said Aronia excitedly. He pulled a man over and shouted, “Please listen sir. I need you to take these swords. I would be ever so grateful.”
“No thanks sonny. Now you be a good little boy,” said the man.
“Aronia, you’re so stupid! You’re supposed to threaten them!” yelled Mark as his face turned red with anger.
“Oh, let me try again.”
“No, I’ll handle it.”
“See, you do always get the fun jobs!”
When Mark had finally got enough people armed, he called everyone to town square and said, “A Dragon Army is coming in three days, so we don’t have much time to prepare. We need to set up battle stations, traps, and we need doctors to heal wounds.”
“I can do that!” shouted Aronia excitedly.
“Yes, you can, I’m so proud,” said Mark sarcastically.

You Know How People Ramble On About Stupid Things?

Yeah, I hate it when people just ramble on about stupid things. Hey, that's a convenient title. Hmm, that's a wierd moment for you. Anywho, so as I was saying people can just ramble on about some things. It gets really annoying. You know, there's the rambling and the stupid things it's just awful. Do you know what I hate? It's when people just ramble on about stupid things. It's just not fun to listen to them. The worst day I had was when someone was rambling on about something stupid. They just go ramble ramble ramble ramble ramble. It gets old. Ya see what I'm sayin'?

Monday, February 13, 2006

AGGHHHHH VALENTINES DAY!!!

Oh crap, valentines day! It's like the worst holiday of the year...
Honestly, people are all like "OH yea..." one day and then they're like "I hate you! Just DIE!"
Why put us through this torture?
It's crappy for those who don't get valentines...but even worse for those who do!
I think everyone would be better off without the holiday altogether!

Question of the Day: You just bought a red sports car and you're ready to show it off to the world...what's your bumper sticker say?