Bloody, gorey, and senseless!

When Zombies Attack

It was a nice day for rock climbing... too nice. It was peacful and quiet... too peacful and quiet. As the climbers worked strenuously towards the top, several growls resounded throughout the cliffs. Before they knew it, they were being overwhelmed by Killer Zombie Mountain Lions! The mountain lions scratched vigorously trying to break into the skull to get a brain. One zombie got smart and snatched the climbers head and beat it against the side of the cliff. Success! The climbers brain had oozed out of his bloodied head and into the zombies paws. He squeezed it out over his mouth, drinking the brain juice with delight. The other zombies did the same with the other climber. They then tore off the climbers heads and tossed the bodies to the spike pit. The bodies soon had spikes protruding everywhere. The zombies then took the heads and played a good old fashioned game of soccer.