Little Jimmy Gets a Monkey

Hokay, so, this is the story of Little Jimmy. He's always wanted a monkey for his very own. One day he mozied on down to the Monkey Store. He saw 20 gorgeous, nose picking monkeys. One monkey stood out from the rest. He is the one monkey to rule them all. Little Jimmy doesn't have enough 200 dollars for the monkey. He mugs a guy down town. With his new money, he buys the monkey. Why did Jimmy want a monkey? He wanted live game.